Leaps tall
buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful
than an Intercity Express
Is faster than a
speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
Leaps short
buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than
a goods train
Is just as fast as
a speeding bullet
Walks on water if
the sea is calm
Talks with God
Leaps short
buildings with a running start and a favorable wind
Is almost as
powerful as a goods train
Is faster than a
speeding air gun pellet
Walks on water of
a swimming pool
Talks with God if
special dispensation is given
Barely clears a
garden hut
Loses a tug-of-war
with a train
Can fire a speeding
bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally
addressed by God
Makes high marks on
the wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by
trains
Can sometimes
handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Doggie paddles
Talks with the
animals
Runs into buildings
Recognizes trains
two out of three times
Is not issued
ammunition
Can stay afloat
with a life vest
Talks to walls
Falls over
doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says “Look at
the choo choo’s”
Wets himself with a
water pistol
Plays in mud
puddles
Mumbles to himself
Lifts buildings and
walks under them
Kicks trains off
the track
Catches speeding
bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with
a single glance
HE IS GOD !