F. & A. M.
Our Mascot
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Wouldn't you know," says his friend, "and I just joined The Shrine!!"
Q: How many Masons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to read the minutes of the previous light bulb
replacement, and one to sit on the sidelines and complain that this wasn't the
way they USED to screw in light bulbs.
It seems a Jewish family had rented an apartment that sat directly under the
Masonic Temple, and at least once a month they would always hear this stomping
from above.
One day Izzy told his wife he was going to drill a hole in the ceiling and see
what those Masons were up to. After doing so, one evening he heard some stomping
coming from above, so he got his ladder, climbed up and decided to take a peek.
After a few moments, he flew down the ladder and ran in and told his wife to
pack all their belongs and "Let's get out of here and fast !!!"
When she asked why, Izzy told her that he was just peeking in on the Masons
above and saw them kill a man and said they were going to blame it on the
'JEW-BELOW.'
