As we are all well aware, and as is pointed out in the North
East Angle Lecture in the Canadian Rite Ritual, it cannot be denied
that we always had many members of rank and affluence. Over the
centuries many well known men have been members of our Noble Craft.
For a few moments, please allow your imaginations to run wild
and consider what may take place at the Installation of The Celestial
Lodge, otherwise known as the Grand Lodge Above.
Even though it was late fall, there was a warm breeze blowing
and the sun was setting behind the Lodge Hall. Gathered in the
parking lot filled with their works were Bros Henry Ford, Ransom
Olds, Walter Chrysler, John Willys and Andre Citroen. The only
vehicle missing was Bro Hart Massey's tractor.
Greeting members in the entrance hall was Bro Cliff Arquette
of Charley Weaver fame and Bro Ed Wynn. In the boardroom, a group
of senior DeMolays were gathered including Bros Walter Disney,
Chet Huntley, Wendell Corey, Van Johnson, Robert Cummings, John
Steinbeck, Fred McMurray and John Cameron Swayze.
King Gillette, razor in hand, passed the lodge caretaker
who was having a minor problem with his vacuum cleaner, which
was quickly cleared up with the help of its inventor, Bro Frank
Hoover, while at the other end of the hallway Bros Emmett Kelly,
Clyde Beatty and all seven of the Ringling Bros were discussing
the Shrine Circus.
Taking a quick look into the Banquet Hall, Bros John Molson,
Frederick Pabst and Joseph Schlitz were busy rolling in some kegs
of beer for Bros Sam Bronfman, late President of Seagrams Distillers,
who was setting up the bar for the Festive Board to follow the
Ceremony. Bro Colonel Harland Sanders was cooking up a storm in
the kitchen and it was an easy guess as to what the evening meal
would consist of .
The orchestra members for the dance to follow the Banquet
were tuning. Members of this All-Star group included leader Paul
Whiteman, WC Hardy, Nat King Cole, Irving Berlin, George M Cohan,
Cyril Stapleton, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Count Basie
and At Jolson. Tonight's performance would be M.C.’d
by Bros Arthur Godfrey and Danny Thomas.
Magical Bros Harry Houdini and Harry Blackstone were setting
up their props while Bros WC Fields, Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott,
Harpo Marx, and Foster Brooks were fine tuning their comedy routines
for tonight's show which was being produced by Bros Cecil B DeMille,
Flo Ziegfeld, Louis B Mayer, Hall Wallis and DW Griffiths.
A number of sports celebrities were gathering together,
including Bros Abe Saperstein, creator of the Harlem Globetrotters,
who was explaining his version of the game to Bro James Naismith,
the inventor of the game. They were joined by baseballers Bros
Charles Ebbetts, Ty Cobb, Branch Rickey and Cy Young, the first
pitcher to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
A little further along the hall was an array of masons dressed
in knee breeches, lace cuffs and powdered wigs, others in tuxedos,
including Bros Kit Carson, Davey Crockett and Buffalo Bill Cody,
clad in their familiar buckskins, Chiefs Crazy Bull, Tecumseh
and Joseph Brant in their native attire. Most colourful are the
military uniforms of Lord Nelson, Lord Cornwallis, Captain James
Cook, the Duke of Wellington and John Paul Jones.
I was gazing in awe at these members of Celestial Lodge,
when the Grand Master, MW Bro Harry Truman, appeared from the
preparation room accompanied by Bros John Jacob Astor, Luther
Burbank, JC Penney, Adlai Stevenson and Jennings Bryan.
Bro John Diefenbaker had just signed the Tyler's Register
with one of Bro John Shaeffer's pens. He was accompanied by Bros
Robert Borden and RB Bennett. fellow Canadian Prime Ministers,
and by Bro Joe Smallwood of Newfoundland.
At this time, the Tyler, Bro J Edgar Hoover, informed the
brethren that the meeting was about to come to order.
On entering the lodge room the brethren were greeted by
the Inner Guard, Bro Paul Revere. Seated already were polar explorers,
Robert F Scott of England and Bro Richard E Bird of the United
States, together with Matthew G Perky and Canada's Henry Larsen.
Bro Charles Lindbergh could be seen in deep conversation with
Bros Hap Arnold, Gus Grissom, Eddie Rickenbaker and Charles Kingsford-smith.
From the Junior Warden's station came a burst of laughter.
Bro Will Rogers had brought broad smiles to the faces of the Royal
personages gathered around him, including George 1, Frederick
the .Great, Gustav V of Sweden and George VI. To the right of
the Junior Warden's chair, architect Sir Christopher Wren was
joined by Statue of Liberty sculptor, Frederic Bartholdi.
Bros Norman Vincent Peale and Peter Marshall, who would
assume the Chaplain's duties this evening, were in conversation
with the DuPonts, Peter and Victor, and the Rothschilds, James
and Nathan.
Gathered around the Secretary's desk, Bro Rudyard Kipling
was discussing the evening's proceedings with Bro Robert Burns,
who was to give one of the Charges assisted by Bro Mark Twain.
Also taking part were Bros Conan Doyle, Walter Scott, Samuel Johnson,
Alexander Pope and Robert Service.
The Grand Organist, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was discussing
last minute changes with Bros Gilbert and Sullivan.
Bros Clark Gable, Peter Sellers, Wallace Beery, Douglas
Fairbanks and Brian Donleavy were discussing boxing with champions
Jack Dempsey, Jack Johnson and Sugar Ray Robinson. Another small
group, in the persons of Bros John Wayne, Hoot Gibson and Tom
Mix, were listening to Bro William Thaddeus Phillips, also known
as Butch Cassidy.
The founding members, Bros George Washington, Sir John A
MacDonald, Guiseppe Garibaldi, Benito Jaurez, John Hancock and
Ben Franklin were seated in the East. They have been joined by
Sir Stamford Raffles, founder of Singapore. The Generals, Omar
Bradley, Jimmy Doolittle, George C Marshall, John Pershing and
Douglas McArthur, take their seats next to Franklin Roosevelt
and Winston Churchill. The Lodge Treasurer, Bro Henry Knox was
busy collecting dues from Bros Thomas E Dewey and William McKinley.
The Master, MW Bro HRH The Duke of Connaught, has rapped the gavel
to call the Lodge to order and it is now time for us to depart.
With one last look at this brilliant assembly, one wonders what
the public's perception of Freemasonry might be if they were able
to visit such a lodge.
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